Percival the Golden One

The people of the kingdom declared "He is most certainly our drowsiest King ever!"

Her Grace The Royal Cardinal Scoots

Cardinal Scoots, religious advisor to King Percival the Brave, sits stoic upon her throne as she awaits the arrival of her delicious feast, prepared in honor of this festive season.

Hindsight

You Hear That?

Bob Dylan's Syrup Soaked Jean Jacket

It's not easy being a girl who loves fashion and also loves pancakes.

Introduction

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